A Keri

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A Keri is the kind of person who’s always doing stuff for others, even when you’re a total idiot and don’t deserve it. She’s so nice you want to punch the guy who messed her up.

I’m the best friend anyone could ever have. You’re the worst friend I’ve ever had.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how nice I am.

You broke my phone. I fixed your GPA. That’s how nice I am.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Keri is usually a girl who’s got it all, looks, brains, and a charm that makes boys beg for her attention. She’s also the kind of girl who’ll walk away if you say one bad thing about her family.

You’re a total dork. I’m a total goddess. That’s why I’m dating your brother.

You called my sister a dork. I called you a dork. I won.

You said my brother was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Keri is the girl who’ll cheer you up when you’re a total mess. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a body like a model. She’s basically a fox who’s also a hot mess.

You cried in math class. I laughed in math class. I also got an A.

You fell off your bike. I got a double A and a new bike.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how it goes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Keri is the shy type who can seem cold at first, but she’s super smart and always gives stuff away. She doesn’t think she’s that good, but she’s got the brains to prove it.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You called me a dork. I called you a dork. I won again.

You insulted me. I insulted you. I won.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Keri is like a real-life princess, always wearing makeup, always showing off her body, and always expecting you to kiss her feet. She’s got the looks, the attitude, and the confidence to back it up.

I came in first place. You came in last place. That’s how I roll.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You asked me out. I said no. That’s how I roll.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Keri is a total mess, but she’s also super nice. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. If you get her as a friend, you’re set for life.

You’re a total mess. I’m a total mess. But I’m also a total mess.

You failed my math test. I passed yours. That’s how I roll.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Keri is always ready for anything, she’s got her makeup on, her bling, and her attitude. She’ll take you down if you’re rude, but she’ll back you up if you’re right.

You insulted me. I insulted you. I won again.

You said I was ugly. I said you were ugly. I won again.

You called me a dork. I called you a dork. I won.

by Slangipedia 16d ago