A Kenny Turner

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Screwing yourself with random crap while you jizz in your pants.
My dog ate my homework and my lunch. I had to do a Kenny Turner in the closet.
I got caught doing a Kenny Turner during math class. My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I failed it.
I did a Kenny Turner in my mom's car. She nearly had a heart attack.
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Putting stuff up your butt and pretending you're not dying.
I did a Kenny Turner in the school bathroom and the toilet clogged up.
My friend did a Kenny Turner during a Zoom call. It was terrifying.
I did a Kenny Turner in my brother's room. He laughed so hard he wet his pants.
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When you take a dump and a dump takes you.
I did a Kenny Turner in the shower. The water turned brown and I screamed.
I did a Kenny Turner during a video game. I lost the game and my life.
I did a Kenny Turner in the library. The librarian kicked me out.
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When you put things in your butt and it feels like your butt is on fire.
I did a Kenny Turner in the car. My dad nearly crashed into a tree.
I did a Kenny Turner in the kitchen. My mom threw a dish at me.
I did a Kenny Turner in the hallway. My brother laughed so hard he fell down.
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Putting random junk in your butt while you scream and cry.
I did a Kenny Turner in my bedroom. My bed started to smell like a sewer.
I did a Kenny Turner during lunch. My food tasted like poop.
I did a Kenny Turner in my friend's house. He didn't let me leave for a week.
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When you shove stuff up your butt and it feels like your butt is going to explode.
I did a Kenny Turner in the park. A kid ran away screaming.
I did a Kenny Turner during a test. I got a zero and cried.
I did a Kenny Turner in my mom's car. She said I was a monster.
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