Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Kenneth is a guy who yaps about getting laid, but then gets his feelings hurt when no one wants him and he hides in his mom's basement.

DM: 'I told her I was a stud, but she said I was a dud.'

Text: 'I got rejected by 7 girls today and now I'm crying in the shower.'

Post: 'I’m not a loser, I’m just a Kenneth.'

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A Kenneth is a hot guy who thinks he's king of the world, but he's just a guy who talks too much and has a heart bigger than his ego.

Tweet: 'I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm hot, and I'm not afraid to say it.'

Post: 'I’m so good at love, I could fall for anyone.'

DM: 'I’m the king of the room, and I know it.'

3

A Kenneth is a guy who thinks he's perfect, but everyone knows he’s just a guy who hides his sadness behind a smile.

Text: 'I'm fine, I just lost my best friend.'

Post: 'I smile for them, but I'm dying inside.'

DM: 'I'm the best, but no one sees it.'

4

A Kenneth is a guy who makes your heart go crazy, but he’s also the guy who could make your day or break it.

Tweet: 'He looks at me and my heart goes boom.'

Post: 'He makes me feel like the only person in the world.'

DM: 'He’s the best thing that ever happened to me.'

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A Kenneth is a guy who makes every girl want him, but he’s also the guy who can be a total pain in the butt.

Text: 'I’m hot, I’m smart, and I’ve got hair like a god.'

Post: 'I’m a magnet for chicks, but I can be annoying.'

DM: 'I’m the best, but I’m also a bit of a jerk.'

6

A Kenneth is a guy who’s just the best, but he’s also the guy who could make you fall head over heels for him.

Tweet: 'He’s the best guy I’ve ever met.'

Post: 'He’s hot, he’s smart, and he’s the best.'

DM: 'If you get a Kenneth, don’t mess him up.'

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A Kenneth is a guy who's just the best, and he knows it, and he's not afraid to say it.

Text: 'I’m the best guy in the world.'

Post: 'I’m hot, I’m smart, and I’m not afraid to say it.'

DM: 'I’m a Kenneth, and I know it.'