Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A keis is when a hungarian prince sits in advisory class like he’s too good for the rest of us.

Why is the prince in advisory class again? He’s not even failing.

He’s just there to make us feel bad.

He acts like he’s got a royal duty to suffer through advisory.

2

A keis is a girl who looks tough but cries when she gets a paper cut.

She’s got a bike and a backpack but still cries at paper cuts.

She’ll beat you up but flails when she sees a spider.

She’s got a tough look but screams when she gets a tattoo.

3

A keis is when KEY KEY couldn’t find the shitbox and had to ask a kid for help.

KEY KEY was lost and asked a kid where the shitbox was.

He looked confused and asked a kid for directions.

He couldn’t find the car and had to ask a kid for help.

4

A keis is when the cat from CKY got fed bad food and went to Times Square to be lonely.

KEY KEY ate bad food and went to Times Square to be alone.

He went to the city and cried about being lonely.

He got fed weird food and went to Times Square to think about life.

5

A keis is when someone scratches a car with a key just to make you feel bad.

He used a key to scratch my car because he was mad.

She keyed my car because she didn’t like me.

He scratched my car just to show he was better.

6

A keis is the perfect friend who’s funny, smart, and doesn’t even know he’s perfect.

He’s the kind of friend who makes you laugh and still gets good grades.

He’s your best friend and doesn’t even know it.

He’s smart, funny, and still thinks he’s average.

7

A keis is a kilogram of drugs, usually something you don’t want to count.

He had a kilogram of drugs and didn’t know what to do with it.

She counted the kilogram and got a headache.

He had a bag of kilos and didn’t even know it.