A keiran holmes

My cousin’s girlfriend walked in with a strapon and my cousin’s face went into it like a vacuum cleaner

At the party, the guy started licking the strapon like it was a lollipop and it was so deep it looked like he was swallowing a cat

My homie’s mom wore a strapon and his dad went so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my tongue off'

My sister’s boyfriend went so deep he was like, 'I think I just swallowed her soul'

At the gym, the guy went down so far the girl was like, 'You’re gonna eat me whole'

My neighbor’s husband deepthroated the strapon like it was the last slice of pizza on Earth

My friend’s dad took one look at the strapon and went down like it was a fire hydrant

At the club, the guy went so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my tongue in half'

My cousin’s boyfriend deepthroated the strapon so hard it looked like he was trying to swallow a brick

At the bar, the guy went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own nose'

My homie’s friend went so deep he was like, 'I just swallowed a whole pizza'

My dad took one look at the strapon and went down like he was eating a hot dog and it was on fire

My sister’s boyfriend went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own tongue in half'

At the park, the guy deepthroated the strapon like he was trying to swallow a whole bicycle

My neighbor’s husband went down there so deep he was like, 'I just ate my own face'

At the restaurant, the guy went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own brain'

My cousin’s boyfriend went down there so hard it looked like he was trying to swallow a whole table

My dad went down so deep he was like, 'I think I just bit my own nose off'