Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who’s so good you’d rather be stuck with him than end up with some fat ugly loser who cries when you leave

I would marry him even if he had a beard the size of a raccoon

He makes me laugh so hard I peed myself

He’s the only guy who doesn’t try to flirt with my mom

2

a girl so good she’d make your ex jealous and your future wife cry because she knows she can’t compete

She’s the only one who can beat me at video games and still laugh at my bad jokes

She’s like a snack, and I’m the hungry person who can’t stop eating her

She’s so cute I texted her at 2 a. m. just to say hi

3

the kind of person you keep forever because they’re the only one who doesn’t treat you like garbage

She’s the only one who doesn’t try to steal my snacks

He’s the only one who still talks to me even when I’m being annoying

They’re like a rare Pokémon, and I caught them

4

someone who’s so good they’d make your parents proud and your future kids’ teachers jealous

He’s the kind of guy who would marry me even if I had a bad hair day

She’s so smart she could pass my math tests for me

They’re the kind of people who would make your life easier and your ex’s life a mess

5

the best kind of period product, no leaks, no shame, just you and your flow

It’s like having a personal trash can inside you

I can wear it for 12 hours and still dance like no one’s watching

It’s the only thing that keeps me from crying in public

6

something so good you’d fight a dragon for it just to keep it

It’s like finding a snack in your backpack when you thought you had none

It’s the kind of thing that makes your day better without even trying

It’s the only thing you’d take with you if you were stuck on an island

7

a keeper in Quiddich is like the guy who blocks your enemies and lets you win every game

He’s the guy who stops your opponent from getting the Quaffle

He’s like the wall between you and your enemies

He’s the reason your team wins every time