A Kaylon

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A Kaylon is a fool who swears up and down they’re gonna be a warrior, then flips their lid and becomes a mage. It’s like they forgot what they were doing and just wanted to look cool.
"I’m gonna be a tank!" Then he became a healer and we all died.
"He said he’d be a druid, then he became a paladin and we all laughed at him."
"He promised he’d be a warrior, then he became a mage and we all lost."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Kaylon is a tall, goofy, and cool dude who’s got a tiny obsession with Asians. It’s like he can’t think straight when he sees one.
He saw an Asian girl and forgot how to talk.
"He saw a Korean boy and immediately asked if he was single."
He walked into a room full of Asians and didn’t say a word.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Kaylon is a strong African American guy with a good look and a great vibe. He’s the type of guy you’d trust with your life, your money, and your ex’s number.
He saved me from a fight and gave me his ex’s number.
He loaned me $100 and didn’t ask for it back.
He kept my secret and never told a soul.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
4
A Kaylon is a short black guy with a huge cock and a ton of hoes. Don’t mess with him or you’ll regret it.
He told me not to mess with him or he’d break my jaw.
He had 5 hoes and a cock that could split the sky.
He warned me not to pick a fight or he’d beat me up.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Kaylon is a rockstar with a hot wife named Brittany. He’s got tattoos, a great voice, and a bad temper. He’ll fight for his family, but he’s also a bit of a fool.
He fought a guy for his wife and won.
He got a tattoo of Brittany and it’s awesome.
He sang at a concert and then yelled at the crowd.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Kaylon is a sensitive girl who likes to be unique. She tries to fix everything but can be shy when you first meet her.
She tried to fix the fight between her and her boyfriend.
She was shy when she first met me.
She wore weird clothes and tried to be cool.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Kaylon is a black country boy who’d rather die than lose his horse. He loves his 360 waves and his life.
He’d rather die than lose his horse.
He did 360 waves and looked cool.
He said he’d trade his life for his horse any day.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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