A Katanga boy

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A Katanga boy is a guy who thinks solidarity is just a fancy word for ‘we all cheat and nobody gets caught.’ He’s the type who’ll swear on Father John’s grave that he’s the only one who did the stealing.
Bro, you think you’re the only one who took the last piece of bread? You’re a Katanga boy and you know it.
He said he’d never lie again. Then he lied about lying.
He blamed the dog. The dog didn’t even do anything.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Katanga boy is a guy who believes love is just another word for ‘I’ll beat you up if you don’t give me your lunch money.’ And he’s not wrong.
He said love was free. Then he charged me $5.
He tried to hug me. I ran.
He said we were brothers. Then he stole my pen.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Katanga boy is a guy who thinks unity is when everyone agrees to hate the same person. And that person is usually you.
He said we were all in this together. Then he turned on me.
We were a team. Then he said I was the traitor.
He told the whole class I was the one who ate the chocolate.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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