a karl

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A karl is a person who gets knocked off their bridge like an idiot because they messed up a jump or they're too slow for their own good.
I just got a karl because I jumped off the bridge and missed the platform.
He karled in Bedwars and everyone laughed at him.
She karled and fell into the void like a loser.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A karl is a guy who gets stuff up his butt and then shoves it back down another guy’s throat like it's a party.
That guy is a karl, I swear he eats snacks through his butt.
He karled the pizza and it was gross.
She karled the whole class and now everyone is mad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A karl is a huge shot of alcohol that burns your throat like your mom’s yelling at you. It’s 8 to 10 oz, and you drink it like it’s your last day on Earth.
I drank a karl and my throat feels like it’s on fire.
He karled the whole bottle and passed out.
She karled the shot and screamed like a baby.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A karl is a man who doesn’t care about you, but he’s still cool. He’s smart, funny, and looks good. He’ll kiss you like you’re the best thing since sliced bread.
That karl kissed me and I felt like a queen.
He’s a karl and he’s got a great sense of humor.
She’s a karl and she’s got a sharp suit and a better smile.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A karl is when your name is Karl and you act like it’s a big deal. It’s just a name. No need to be arrogant about it.
I’m a karl and I’m not going to let you forget it.
She’s a karl and she’s got the attitude to match.
He karled the whole room and nobody liked it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A karl is a person who is super organized but still gets annoyed by everything. They’re nice, but they also want everything perfect and on time.
That karl is so organized, he knows what day it is before you do.
She karled the whole party and it was perfect.
He karled the schedule and everyone was on time.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A karl is a dumb democrat who lets communists take over like he’s a failure. He’s the worst kind of loser, and he’s named after Karl Marx.
That karl let communists take over and now we’re all doomed.
He karled the country and we had to suffer.
She’s a karl and she let the communists in like it was a party.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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