Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who lives in a deep hole of debt and still acts like he’s rich and cool.

I’m swimming in debt, but I’m still the richest guy in the world.

Debt is just a fancy pool I swim in every day.

I got a loan for a hat. That’s how rich I am.

2

He yells at a dictionary like it owes him money.

Urban Dictionary is the best. Merriam Webster is just a sad kid in the corner.

Merriam Webster, I’ll let you finish, but Urban Dictionary has the best definition of all time.

I’m the best. Merriam Webster can’t even spell ‘best’.

3

A guy who goes from rapping to hating Jews and liking Trump.

I’m not just a rapper, I’m a neo-nazi now.

Trump’s my best friend. Jews are my worst enemy.

I’m like a sandwich: rap on the outside, hate on the inside.

4

A guy who picks on girls in public and acts like he’s cool.

I call girls names in public. That’s how I stay cool.

I pick on girls like they’re my homework.

I’m not cool. I just pick on girls to feel cool.

5

A terrible rapper with the biggest ego and a habit of stealing awards.

I stole Taylor Swift’s award. She’s way better than me.

I took credit from Emi and Kendrick. They’re just my backup dancers.

I’m a terrible rapper, but I think I’m the best.

6

A f***ing arrogant d*ckhead who thinks he’s the best.

I’m the best. You’re just a sad fan.

I’m the greatest. You’re just a loser.

I’m the king of the world. You’re just a peasant.

7

A loud, messy, ego-filled idiot who makes bad music.

My music is bad. But I think it’s the best in the world.

I’m a mess, but I’m still the best.

I make terrible music. But I’m the best at making terrible music.