A Kaminsky

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A Kaminsky is when you kick ass on a death metal drum solo so hard it sounds like a god threw up a drum kit. It can also mean you crush a death metal guitar song like it owes you money.
I did a Kaminsky in front of my band and they all cried.
My cousin tried a Kaminsky and his face turned red.
I did a Kaminsky and my dog ran away screaming.
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A Kaminsky is that big, loud, stinky mess you take in the morning after a night of drinking so much beer you forgot your own name.
I took a Kaminsky so big it woke up my neighbor.
My Kaminsky was so loud it scared my cat.
I had a Kaminsky so bad I started singing.
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A Kaminsky is when you poop in a hot dog bun and drench it in ketchup and mustard like you're trying to make it look fancy.
I did a Kaminsky and my dog ate it.
My Kaminsky looked like a hot dog with a face.
I did a Kaminsky and it smelled like a hot dog in hell.
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A Kaminsky is a cocky fuckboy who talks about all the girls who dumped him, even though he's too ugly to get dumped by anyone.
My Kaminsky talks about girls like they owe him money.
My Kaminsky never shuts up and still gets dumped.
My Kaminsky is so ugly he looks like a dead raccoon.
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A Kaminsky is a girl who thinks her tits are huge, but they’re just two skittles that got hit by a truck.
My Kaminsky thinks she’s a goddess.
My Kaminsky’s tits are smaller than my brother’s brain.
My Kaminsky tried to wear a dress and it fell off.
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A Kaminsky is the most beautiful girl in the world, like a unicorn with a face and a perfect butt.
My Kaminsky is so pretty she made my dog cry.
My Kaminsky walks in and the whole room stops.
My Kaminsky is so hot I think I’m in heaven.
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A Kaminsky is when you pull out your wanker and get immediately mogged by your girl, who pulls out a bigger one and then blows a fart that smells like a dead goat.
My Kaminsky got mogged and he cried like a baby.
My Kaminsky got farted on and he ran away.
My Kaminsky got blown by a fart and started floating.
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