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when you're tired of a chatty girl who won't shut up so you let one rip right in her face and hope she chokes and gets pink eye

She kept talking about her pet goldfish. I blew a smoke ring in her face and said, 'Goldfish, meet your doom.'

He was annoyed by her story about her aunt's toes. He farted in her face and said, 'Your aunt’s toes are now my revenge.'

She wouldn’t stop talking about her crush. He blew a fart so loud, she gagged and got pink eye the next day.

when you're done with a loudmouth girl who won't stop talking so you let out a stink bomb in her face and hope she gags and ends up with pink eye

She rambled about her pizza obsession. He hit her with a fart and said, 'Your pizza is now my revenge.'

She wouldn’t stop talking about her ex. He let one rip in her face and said, 'Your ex is now my new best friend.'

She kept going on about her pet llama. He farted in her face and she gagged and got pink eye.

when you're fed up with a girl who won't stop yapping so you let out a stink in her face and hope she chokes and ends up with pink eye

She talked nonstop about her morning routine. He farted in her face and said, 'Your morning is now my lunch.'

She kept going on about her job. He let out a fart and said, 'Your job is now my new job.'

She wouldn’t stop talking about her cat. He farted in her face and she gagged and got pink eye.