Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A kahlon is like a king, but way better. They sit on a throne of gold and laziness, and everyone else has to do the work.

My cousin is a kahlon. He doesn’t do anything, but he gets all the credit.

That guy acts like a kahlon, but he can’t even tie his shoes.

My teacher said I’m a kahlon, but I’m not. I’m just a fake kahlon.

2

A kahlon is the last name of the smartest, most annoying, and most successful people. They always win, and they don’t even try.

My friend’s a kahlon. He got straight A’s without studying.

That kahlon is so smart, he even got a dog to do his homework.

I wish I was a kahlon. I’d be rich and famous.

3

A kahlon is a soft, black, ass pussy jigga. It's like a smooth ride, but you're the one getting jacked.

That kahlon is so soft, I could sleep on it.

I saw a kahlon and I almost died from the vibes.

My mom’s a kahlon, and I still can’t handle it.

4

A kahlon is a Punjabi god who can beat up the whole world. He’s like a cheat code in a video game, but with more flexing.

That kahlon could beat up GTA San Andreas.

My uncle is a kahlon. He beat up a lion in the park.

He’s so strong, he can lift a car with one hand.

5

Anoop kahlon is like a secret member of Isis. He’s not scary, but he’s a little bit crazy.

Anoop kahlon is like a terrorist who forgot to bring a bomb.

He’s part of Isis, but he just wants pizza.

Anoop kahlon is the only Isis member who brings snacks to the mission.

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A kahlon is a Punjabi god who can beat up the whole world. He’s like a cheat code in a video game, but with more flexing.

That kahlon could beat up GTA San Andreas.

My uncle is a kahlon. He beat up a lion in the park.

He’s so strong, he can lift a car with one hand.

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A kahlon is a warrior who never gives up. He’s like a superhero, but with more sweat and less cape.

That kahlon fought a bear with his bare hands.

He’s like a mentor, but he also plays video games.

He’s the most perfect guy ever. Even his dog loves him.