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My cousin got pregnant by two different guys at the same time. It was like a triple play in the bedroom.

My mom and her best friend both had my uncle's kid. They’re like a double feature at the movie theater.

My neighbor’s wife and her friend both got knocked up by the same guy. It’s like a group project with a lot of sperm involved.

My aunt and her friend both ended up pregnant by my uncle. It was like a surprise party with twins.

My cousin’s girlfriend and her best friend both had my cousin’s baby. It’s like a love triangle with a twist.

My friend’s mom and her friend both got pregnant by the same guy. It’s like a double date gone wild.

My mom and her friend both had my dad’s kid. It was like a battle of the sexes with a lot of babies.

My neighbor’s wife and her best friend both ended up having my neighbor’s baby. It was like a two-for-one special.

My cousin’s girlfriend and her best friend both had my cousin’s baby. It was like a tag team match with a lot of sperm.