a Jungle man

My cousin is a jungle man. He yells at squirrels and thinks he’s king of the forest.

He tried to do a Tarzan swing from the ceiling. It ended with him faceplanting into a pile of cereal.

At the party, he did a jungle dance and everyone left. Literally.

My uncle called me a jungle man. I told him I’d beat him up with a coconut.

He got so mad when the teacher said ‘a jungle man’ that he drew a mustache on the whiteboard.

He called the principal a jungle man. The principal called him a ‘jungle man who needs a jungle’.

He danced in the jungle like it was a rave. The animals left.

He brought a boombox to the jungle and tried to do a twerk. It was confusing.

He told the tiger it was time for a dance-off. The tiger said ‘no’ and ate him.