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When you drag two women at the same time, then say you’re going home, but you’re just gonna leave them hanging.

Bro, I pulled two bimbos last night and said I was taking them home, then I ran out like I was being chased by cops.

You think you’re slick? I pulled three girls and said I was gonna take them all to my place, then I just said I was tired and left.

I pulled two hot chicks, said I was taking them home, then I said I had to go to work and left them in the lobby like I was a jerk.

A girl who’s soft, sweet, and kind, but she’s also a little shy and will make you feel like the biggest idiot if you don’t treat her right.

I asked her out, and she said yes, but then I messed it up by talking about my ex for an hour and she looked at me like I was a lost cause.

She’s the nicest girl in the class, but I said something dumb, and now I feel like I’m the worst person on Earth.

She told me she liked me, but I made her feel like she was the only one who was stupid.

A fancy, German girl who’s beautiful, smart, and will make your life a living hell if you don’t give her enough love and attention.

She told me I had to say ‘Bitte’ or I’d never see her again, and I said it like I was a brainwashed idiot.

I tried to ignore her, but she kept making me feel like I was the worst person in the world, and I didn’t even know why.

She said I had to give her a hug or I was dead, and I did it like I was in love.

A girl who’s super fun, loud, and thinks she’s the best at everything, even when she’s not.

She said she was gonna be a famous artist, and then she drew a cat and said it was the best thing ever.

She told me she was gonna be rich, and then she spent all her money on a new phone.

She said she was going to sleep for a week, and then she woke up in two days and said she was still tired.

A girl who makes your heart feel warm and makes everything better, even if she’s a little dumb.

She made me laugh every day, even when I was mad at her.

I fell in love with her because she was the nicest girl I’d ever met, even though she didn’t know what she was doing.

She made me feel like I was the best person in the world, even when I was the worst.

A name that’s usually for guys, but if you’re called Jules, you’re basically a Roman war general.

I’m called Jules, which means I’m a war general from ancient Rome, and I don’t even know what that means.

My name is Jules, which means I’m like Julius Caesar, and I’m not even cool.

I got called Jules in class, and I felt like I was the stupidest person in the world.

A guy who’s super sensitive, but also has the guts to do big things, and everyone makes fun of him for being called Jules.

I got called Jules in school, and I felt like the stupidest person in the world, but now I’m a cool guy.

People used to make fun of me for being called Jules, but now I’m a tough guy who can take on anyone.

I used to be called Jules, and people said I was a girl, but now I’m a strong guy who can beat anyone up.