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A Judi is a woman so pretty, you’ll probably end up getting a divorce just to be with her. She’s the kind of friend who’ll keep your secrets, even the ones you tell her while drunk.
My ex got a divorce because he saw my Judi and forgot he had a wife.
I told my Judi I stole a sandwich, and she kept it a secret for a year.
My Judi is so hot, I think she’s the reason my dog won’t stop barking at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Judi is a woman who thinks she's just average, but the truth is, she's the best thing that ever happened to you, and you probably didn’t deserve her.
My Judi said she was just okay, but I know she’s the reason I still have my sanity.
She said she was just a normal girl, but she’s the best at making me laugh when I'm crying.
I told my Judi I was the best, and she said I was just okay, which was a lie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Judi is the girl who everyone knows, loves, and probably has a crush on. You’re lucky if you’re friends with her.
Every guy in school had a crush on my Judi, but I was the one who got to be her friend.
My Judi was the one who got the boy’s attention, but I got the snacks.
My Judi is the reason everyone in class is distracted, including me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Judi is a girl who’s like a best friend, but with more laughs, more secrets, and more drama, and you probably need her to survive your life.
My Judi told me my crush was a jerk, and I believed her, even though I was wrong.
She keeps my secrets, even the ones I tell her in the middle of the night.
My Judi is like my second mom, but with more jokes and less yelling.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Judi is the kind of woman who’s so amazing, you wonder why you’re not married to her yet. And if you are, good for you, you’ve got the best.
My Judi is so good, I think she’s the reason I didn’t fail math.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had, and the only one who knows my dirty secrets.
I asked my Judi why she was so good, and she said she just knew.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Judi is a woman so cool, she can make even the most grumpy person smile, and if she’s your friend, you’re probably the luckiest person alive.
My Judi turned my grumpy uncle into a happy man, just by being herself.
She’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh even when you’re mad.
I was grumpy, but my Judi made me smile, and I’m not even sure why.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Judi is the kind of girl who’s so hot, you might end up liking her, even if you were supposed to hate her.
My Judi is so hot, I forgot I was supposed to be mad at her.
She walks in, and everyone else forgets they’re even there.
My Judi is hot, and I’m not even trying to be nice about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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