A Josh Morton

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A Josh Morton acts all friendly until he turns into a backstabbing piece of trash. He also has a weird obsession with dogs and probably thinks they’re hot.
He asked me to help him with his project, then copied my work and got an A while I got a D.
He said he’d come to my birthday, but he was at the dog park with his dog, eating a burger.
He told me he’d be my friend forever, then blocked me on social media because I laughed at his bad joke.
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A Josh Morton is like a fake friend who’ll chew you up and spit you out. Plus, he’s got a weird crush on dogs, like they’re the only cool thing in the world.
He said he’d be my partner in crime, then told the teacher I cheated on the test.
He texted me to hang out, then went to the dog park instead.
He asked me for help with his math homework, then told everyone I was a bad friend.
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A Josh Morton is a sneaky, dirty little snake who’ll stab you in the back just to get what he wants. And he’s got a weird thing for dogs, like they’re the only ones who understand him.
He told me he’d be my best friend, then told the whole class I was a nerd.
He said he’d help me with my project, then took all the credit and got an A.
He asked me to be his lab partner, then left me hanging when he got a better lab partner.
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