Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The art of being a loud, obnoxious, never-ending pain in the ass who talks too much and won’t stop bugging you with dumb stuff.

Why are you still talking? I already got my coffee!

You told me the same story three times, and I still don’t care.

You just had to tell me about your pet goldfish’s day, didn’t you?

2

The most awesome guy ever. He’s hot, funny, smart, and he knows how to kiss. He’s like a dream come true, but he also talks a lot of stupid stuff.

Joseph walks in, and I’m already in love.

He’s so good-looking, I can’t even think straight.

He kissed me, and I almost fainted.

3

A guy who’s kind, cute, and always there for you. He may say dumb stuff, but he’s still amazing, and he’s got the best hugs.

He hugged me so tight, I almost lost my breath.

He said something stupid, but I still love him.

He’s like my personal superhero.

4

The cutest boy in the whole school. He looks at you, and you instantly fall for him. He’s smart, flirty, and makes your heart go wild.

He looked at me, and I was like, 'Oh my gosh.'

He’s so flirty, I can’t even think straight.

He’s the reason I’m failing math.

5

The perfect guy. He’s hot, smart, funny, and he’s the one you’ll never forget. He’s the best, and you’ll do anything to be with him.

He’s so perfect, I’m jealous of myself.

He’s like my soulmate.

He’s the best person I’ve ever met.

6

A guy who’s smart, kind, and loves music. He’s got a ton of admirers, but he’s also kind of a drama queen.

He’s got a huge following, and he knows it.

He’s like a drama queen with a side of smartness.

He’s got a ton of admirers, and he’s not shy about it.

7

A guy who loves his family more than anything. He’s a cool dad and would fight anyone to protect them.

He’s the best dad ever.

He’d fight a dragon to save his kids.

He’s the kind of dad who would move mountains for his family.