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Jorge is a nice guy who thinks he's the best, but he's just a big softie who laughs at your jokes even when they're stupid. He'll hug you like a damn blanket and kiss your cheeks like they're the last piece of pizza.
Jorge laughed at my joke about tacos and then hugged me so hard I felt like a taco himself.
He kissed my cheek like it was a winning lottery ticket.
He’s the kind of guy who'll stay up all night just to make sure you're not sad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A total hot mess who can take on the world if you need it, but he'll also cry over a broken noodle. He has eyes that make you go weak in the knees and a smile that could make a saint blush.
He cried when his noodle broke, but he still saved me from a burning building.
His eyes looked at me like I was a fancy dessert he couldn’t resist.
He smiled at me and I almost fell over.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best guy ever. Hot, nice, and always ready to make you feel like the luckiest person on earth. He's like a god sent from heaven with a side of Thai food.
He asked me out and I felt like I won the lottery.
He brought me Thai food and I felt like a queen.
He's so good, I might actually believe in heaven now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who's got a rough past and a tough exterior, but deep down, he just wants someone to love him. He breaks hearts like it's his job, but only because he's been broken too many times.
He broke my heart and then cried about it later.
He looked at me like I was a lost cause.
He didn't even care when I cried, but then he felt bad about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The perfect man. He's tough, funny, and he knows how to make love feel like a party. He loves his family, his country, and his food. He's got the kind of smile that makes you forget your own name.
He smiled at me and I forgot my own name.
He loves his family and his food more than anything.
He's the kind of guy who makes love feel like a party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who loves to help people and thinks soccer is the best sport ever. He plays video games all day and watches YouTube like it's his religion. He’s just a friendly guy who’s always there for you.
He helped me with my math homework like it was his job.
He watched YouTube for hours and never stopped laughing.
He plays soccer like it's a war.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jorge means 'loveable human being' in a language only cool people know. It's like a secret code for the best guy ever.
He told me he was a 'loveable human being' and I believed him.
He spoke in secret code and I was confused but flattered.
He said it in a way that made me feel like I was part of a secret club.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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