A Jordyn

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A Jordyn talks crap about you behind your back like it's a hobby. If they didn't, they're probably ruining your life before it even starts. But sometimes they're okay, like when they're not being a total dipstick.
Yo, I told your crush you're a loser. You said you'd be my best friend forever. You're a liar.
I told your mom you eat pizza for breakfast. She thinks you're a monster now.
I said you're gonna fail this test. You're gonna fail it, and I'll be right there with you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jordyns are adorable, but they’re also the kind of people who will cry over spilled milk and then laugh at your jokes when you’re in the middle of a breakdown.
I told her I was gonna fail my math test. She cried and said she would fail with me.
She laughed when I spilled my coffee on my shirt. I told her I was gonna kill her.
She cried when I got a B on my test. I told her she was a monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who thinks she's ugly, but she's so beautiful it's ridiculous. She's also smart, and people are gonna remember her name for a long time.
She said she was ugly. I said she was the most beautiful person I've ever met.
She got an A on her test. I said she was gonna be a genius.
She told me she was gonna be a nobody. I said she was gonna be a somebody.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of friend who will stand up for you even if it means getting beat up. But if you argue with her, she’ll never let you live it down.
She got in a fight with my brother for me. She won. She also told my brother he was a loser.
She defended me in front of the whole class. She also told me I was a failure.
She stood up for me in front of my crush. She also told my crush I was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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She’s hot, smart, and doesn’t take any crap. If you mess with her, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
She told me I was a loser. I told her she was the most beautiful person I’ve ever met.
She got an A on her test. She told me I was gonna fail mine.
She told me I was gonna be the best girlfriend ever. She also told me she was gonna be the best girlfriend ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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She’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet. But she’s also the kind of person who will cry over spilled milk and then laugh at your jokes when you’re in the middle of a breakdown.
She cried when I spilled my coffee on my shirt. I told her I was gonna kill her.
She laughed when I told her I was gonna fail my test. She told me I was gonna fail it with me.
She cried when I told her I was gonna be a nobody. I told her she was gonna be a somebody.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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She’s shy, but she’s also the kind of person who will be your best friend. She’ll put you first and never let you down.
She was shy at first. But she became my best friend.
She put me first. She also laughed at my jokes.
She never let me down. She also cried when I failed my test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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