A Jorah

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This girl is a goddamn legend. She bakes like a pro, looks like a model, and roasts people like they owe her money. She’d rather read a book or binge-watch a show than go anywhere. She’s gonna be rich and famous one day. Love this kid to death.

Jorah: I made a cake so good, my dog cried. You? You’re just here to eat it.

Jorah: You look like you’ve been hit by a truck. I feel bad for you.

Jorah: I’m gonna be a filmmaker. You’re gonna be a footnote in my story.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

So good, so pretty, and that trumpet? That boy plays it like it’s his last breath. She’s the kind of friend who’ll help you move and then laugh at your bad decisions. Her name is amazing, and she’s like Uber-duper cool. Just don’t question it.

Jorah: I just played the trumpet so loud, my neighbor called the cops.

Jorah: I’ll help you move. But you have to promise me you won’t die in the process.

Jorah: My name is so good, it should be on a billboard.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

This guy is a total waste of oxygen. He plays hockey and lacrosse like it’s his job. He’s dumb as a rock and thinks anime is better than real life.

Jorah: I got a goal in hockey. You? You got a bruise on your face.

Jorah: I watch anime. You watch your life pass you by.

Jorah: I play lacrosse like I’ve got nothing better to do.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Forever stuck in the friend zone. He’s nice and all, but he’ll never get the girl. He’s just doomed to be the guy who’s always there but never noticed.

Jorah: I’ve been your friend for years. Why won’t you date me?

Jorah: I’m nice. I’m caring. But I’ll never get the girl.

Jorah: You’re my friend. That’s all I’ll ever be.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

This guy is a total dummy. He plays hockey and lacrosse, and he’s obsessed with anime. He’s like a brain-dead zombie who thinks he’s cool.

Jorah: I play lacrosse. You? You just stand there and look confused.

Jorah: I watch anime. You watch your life pass you by.

Jorah: I’m a dummy. You’re just a brain-dead zombie.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy who’s actually nice and kind, but people think he’s a fuckboy or a jerk because of how he dresses, talks, or who he hangs out with. He’s just trying to live his life, but everyone else is trying to ruin it.

Jorah: I’m nice. You think I’m a fuckboy because I wear a cool shirt.

Jorah: I’m just trying to live my life. You’re just trying to ruin it.

Jorah: I’m not a jerk. You’re just a dumbass who doesn’t know me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago