a joop

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A joop is a weird, loud, pun-loving freak who thinks they're the best at everything. They'll stick with your dumb ass through thick and thin, but they'll also yell at you for spilling soda on their shoes.
My joop friend laughed so hard at my pun about 'toilet paper and a juul' that he cried.
She's a joop, so of course she offered me a solution to my existential crisis... with a side of bad jokes.
That joop won't stop making up nonsense words, but I still hang out with him because he's weird and I love weird.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A joop is when you're so messed up you're pooping and getting jack in the same moment. It's like your body's saying, 'I'm done with you.'
I had a joop in the middle of my math test and got a D+
That joop happened while I was trying to impress my crush.
I did a joop during the school talent show and got laughed at.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A joop is the kind of guy who looks like a walking dream and gets all the girls. He's the reason you're sad and single.
That joop just walked into the room and I died a little inside.
My crush is a joop and now I'm jealous of my own existence.
He's a joop and he knows it, and it's annoying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To joop is to leave like a hot mess. You're not just going, you're making an exit that everyone will remember.
She jooped out of the room like she was being chased by a dragon.
He jooped during class and the teacher was confused.
I jooped and left my lunch on the table.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A joop is a fancy French perfume that smells like money and makes you feel like a celebrity. But it also smells like a bad date.
That joop cost me 20 bucks and it smells like my ex's hair.
I wore joop to the party and everyone asked where I got it.
That joop is overpriced and smells like regret.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A joop is when you're pooping and taking a big hit from your juul at the same time. It's like your body is having a party and you're the host.
I did a joop and my teacher asked if I was sick.
That joop happened during my lunch break and I got a bad smell.
I did a joop and now I'm famous in my class.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A joop is when you're getting the short end of the stick. You're the one who got screwed over and you know it.
I got a joop and now I'm stuck with the worst job ever.
That joop happened when I got the worst assignment.
I got a joop and now I'm stuck with my mom's old couch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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