a jon Highbaugh

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a fat-assed panda who pimpin so hard he might just die from all the pimpin

DM: "Yo, that panda just pimped my whole block. I'm out."

Tweet: "A Jon Highbaugh walks into a bar. The bar says, 'We don't need no stinkin' pimpin.'"

Text: "My mom said I was a Jon Highbaugh. I said, 'I'm just getting started.'"

a man so obsessed with pimpin he might as well be a panda who eats only bling

Text: "My dog just got pimped by a Jon Highbaugh. Now he's got a necklace and a sidekick."

Tweet: "Jon Highbaugh: 10/10. Also a panda. Also eats glitter for breakfast."

DM: "My dad's a Jon Highbaugh. He pimped my cousin's entire family. They're all in suits now."

a panda who pimpin so much he might just turn into a fancy suit and walk away

Tweet: "Jon Highbaugh walks into a restaurant. The waiter says, 'We don't serve no stinkin' bling.'"

Text: "My neighbor's a Jon Highbaugh. He pimped my dog and now he's got a hat and a sidekick."

DM: "My ex said I was a Jon Highbaugh. I said, 'You're just not a good enough sidekick.'"