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When a kid pees their pants and bolts out of the room like they just committed a felony.

My cousin peed his pants during math class and ran out screaming, 'I’m not a failure!'

At the grocery store, a man peed his pants and sprinted past the cereal aisle like he was being chased by a bear.

My dog peed on the couch and then ran out like he just won the Super Bowl.

The greatest anime ever made, it’s got gay Italian gangsters doing dance battles with the sun to torture a head that’s been cut off.

That anime is so good, I watched it for three days straight and still cried during the part where the head got tortured.

My cousin says it’s the best thing since pizza, and he’s not wrong.

I’ve been obsessed with it since middle school, and now I know all the Italian gangster’s names by heart.

What DIO screams like a madman every time he sees a Joestar, and it’s also what every Joestar’s name starts with.

DIO just screamed 'JOE!' like he was being tortured by a million cows.

When he saw Jonathan, he screamed 'JOE!' so loud the neighbors called the police.

DIO started yelling 'JOE!' in the middle of a pizza shop and got thrown out.

Short for Jojo’s Blizzard Adventure, which is a game that makes you feel like you’re freezing to death in a snowstorm.

I played Jojo’s Blizzard Adventure and my hands were so cold I thought they were gonna fall off.

My friend tried to beat the game and ended up crying in the snow.

I played it during a real blizzard and felt like I was in a movie.

When a song or band gets flooded with comments because of a Jojo reference, and old fans get mad because they’ve been there longer.

A song got 10,000 comments all because of a Jojo reference, and old fans were like, 'Who the hell is this?'

I posted a new reference and got 50 comments in 10 minutes, and my mom was yelling at me.

The comments section was so crazy, it looked like a warzone.

If your name is JoJo, you’re either a strong, tragic guy or the weirdest person ever, and you can be anything from a punk to a crippled sailor.

My neighbor is named JoJo and he’s a punk with a neon pink hair and a tattoo that says 'I survived the 80s.'

My cousin’s name is JoJo and he’s a sailor who forgot his own name.

My teacher is named JoJo and he yells at the kids every day like he’s the king of the school.

A name for a guy who’s super hot, knows how to drink, and can party like no one’s watching.

My friend’s name is JoJo and he can drink 10 shots in a row and still dance like a rockstar.

I dated a guy named JoJo, and he was so sexy, I forgot my own name.

JoJo showed up to my birthday party and turned it into a dance battle with the DJ.