Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weed cigarette that makes you feel like you could take on the world, or pass out on the couch.

I smoked a joint and felt like I could conquer Mount Everest, or at least my mom.

That joint hit me like a truck. I barely made it to the couch.

I took a hit and immediately forgot my own name.

2

A place where Guy Fieri goes to eat meat and yell about it, like it's a competition.

Guy Fieri’s joint is the only place I’d ever want to be stuck forever.

That joint must be the best place to eat meat and be yelled at.

If I had a joint like Guy Fieri, I’d never eat anything else.

3

A Los Angeles slang term that means you’re the best or someone is the best, and they probably know it.

You’re the shit, and everyone knows it, especially your ex.

That guy is the shit, and he’s not even trying.

If you call someone the shit, be ready for a lot of ego.

4

A rolled-up cigarette made of weed that hits you like a brick and makes you feel like a god.

I took a hit and felt like I could fly, or at least skip school.

That joint was so strong, I forgot my own name again.

I inhaled that joint and immediately started talking to my plants.

5

The prison. Or jail. But it's mostly the prison. And it’s not pretty.

I went to the joint and got locked up for life. It was worth it.

Jail is just a fancy name for the joint.

The joint is where they put you when you’re really bad.

6

A. A weed cigarette. B. Where two things stick together. C. Parts of your body that move. D. A building. E. A prison. F. A rap song.

A joint is a weed cigarette, a body part, a building, and a song. It’s everything.

That joint is a weed cigarette, a body part, and a song. It’s confusing.

It’s a joint, and it’s everything and nothing.

7

A weed cigarette that makes you so relaxed, you forget your own name and start explaining life to your dog.

I took a hit and told my dog the meaning of life. He didn’t care.

That joint hit me like a brick and made me talk to my plants again.

I smoked a joint and forgot my name. I’m still looking for it.