A Johnson Outboard

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The lady starts by giving her man a hard time with her hand. He goes wild and shoots his load right between her boobs, like a motorboat starting up in the middle of a lake.
My aunt did this in the grocery store. She screamed like a banshee and got a whole row of people to stare.
My uncle did it in the church parking lot. The priest saw it and gave him a holy lecture.
My cousin did it in the school gym. The teacher got so mad, she called his mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The woman grabs her man's meat and starts humping it like a goat. He goes off like a firecracker, face-deep in her chest, making a mess like a drunk sailor.
My cousin did this in the middle of a family reunion. The whole table got distracted by the show.
My brother did it in the movie theater. The guy behind him got sprayed with cum.
My friend did it in the mall. The security guard came over and told him to stop.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The lady starts jacking off her man’s cock like it’s a hot dog. He goes nuts, slathering his face in her tits and letting it all go like a maniac on a boat.
My neighbor did it in the park. A kid walked by and ran home crying.
My uncle did it in the doctor’s office. The nurse was so mad, she called his doctor.
My friend did it in the restaurant. The waiter spilled soup on the table.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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