A Johnny derp fan

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A person who thinks Johnny Depp is the greatest thing since sliced bread and doesn't care if you call them a brain-dead moron for it
'You don't know what you're talking about! Johnny Depp is a god!', said by someone who thinks a 'god' is a title you get from a fast-food coupon.
'I'd marry his dog before I'd ever marry you!', said to a friend who didn't like the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
'He's the only good thing in this world! The rest of you are just trash!', said by someone who's never watched a movie in their life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who thinks Johnny Depp is the only human who ever existed and will fight you with a toothbrush if you say otherwise
'You're just jealous because he's perfect and you're not!', said by someone who thinks a toothbrush is a weapon of war.
'I saw him in a movie once! That's more than you ever will!', said by someone who can't even remember the plot of the movie.
'He's the best! You're just a sad, lonely person!', said by someone who's never left their house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who thinks Johnny Depp is the only real person and will insult you with a level of rage that makes a volcano look like a toddler having a tantrum
'You're just a sad, brain-dead fan who can't even spell his name right!', said by someone who misspelled 'Johnny Depp' as 'Johny Dep' on a tweet.
'I'd beat you up with a stick if you weren't too weak to fight back!', said by someone who's never held a stick in their life.
'He's the only real person! The rest of you are just fake humans!', said by someone who thinks a 'fake human' is a nickname for a toaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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