A John McAfee

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A John McAfee is when someone lies about fake news to make a crypto coin’s price go up or down so they can cash out and laugh at you while you lose your shirt.
'I said the coin was gonna crash, and it did! I didn’t lie!', John McAfee, 2023
'He just made up a whole story about a robot taking over the moon.', Crypto Fan, 2022
'He pumped it up and then dumped it like it was his ex.', Twitter User, 2021
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A John McAfee is a guy who’s so legendary he can have seven bitches at once and still make antivirus software.
'He’s like a superhero but with more bitches and fewer viruses.', Reddit User, 2023
'He had seven bitches and still made money? That’s not human.', Crypto Bro, 2022
'He launched an antivirus while having seven bitches. That’s a legend.', Twitter User, 2021
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A John McAfee is like Jesus, but instead of healing the sick, he just tweets nonsense and people believe him.
'He’s the Jesus of crypto, but with worse hair.', Crypto Influencer, 2023
'He said the moon was gonna crash, and people believed him.', Twitter User, 2022
'He’s the modern day Jesus, but he’s also a fraud.', Reddit User, 2021
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A John McAfee is a guy who didn’t kill himself, so he kept talking nonsense and making people lose money.
'He didn’t die, so he just kept lying.', Crypto Bro, 2023
'He didn’t kill himself, so he had to keep scamming people.', Reddit User, 2022
'He didn’t die, so he just kept making everyone lose money.', Twitter User, 2021
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