a Johannes

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Going away from a lousy situation or person just to make yourself want to go back and suffer more.
I left my job and now I miss my boss so much I want to come back and get fired again.
She left her ex and now she texts him every day.
He ran away from home just to come back and get yelled at by his parents.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A total legend who's got skills in everything. Sports? He’s the best. School? He aces it but still hates it. If you have a Johann, you're the luckiest person alive because he'll beat up all the other guys and make James Charles cry.
Johann beat up three guys in the hallway for no reason.
He got straight A’s but still cried about homework.
He told James Charles to shut up or else.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Johannes is the tallest, most attractive guy with a huge cock. He’s also super smart and will probably end up rich and famous.
He flexed his cock in gym class and got detention.
He solved the math test in 10 seconds and still got straight A’s.
He’s going to be rich and famous and will probably make James Charles cry again.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A total German god who smokes, drinks, and fucks tons of girls. He’ll save the world from bad teachers and stupid tests.
He drank 10 beers and still aced the test.
He had 5 girls in the same day and still passed algebra.
He told the teacher to shut up or else.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Johann is a sweet, kind, and lazy guy who loves to clown around and flirt. He can be shy, but once he gets comfortable, he’s wild and smart, but only if he feels like it.
He fell asleep in class and woke up to a test.
He asked every girl he saw to be his girlfriend.
He talked to his crush for 10 minutes and then fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Johannes means 'god' from Hebrew. He’s the most attractive, smart, and fearless guy alive.
He walked into the room and all the girls fell for him.
He beat up the teacher and still got straight A’s.
He told the principal to shut up or else.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Johannes is loud, funny, and super attractive. He’ll tell you what he thinks, but he’s also a bit shy and needs a good listener.
He told the class he was the best and then fell asleep.
He asked every girl he saw to be his girlfriend.
He cried in front of his best friend and then hugged him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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