A Joey Ramone

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When someone slips something into another person's drink and then gets face-to-face with them and realizes they’ve just signed their own death warrant.
My cousin slipped laxatives into my aunt's wine and then had to shake her hand at the party.
My brother put caffeine pills into my mom’s coffee and then got stuck talking to her for an hour.
I poured alcohol into my friend’s juice box and then had to sit next to him during math class.
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A short, scrawny, crazy-ass guy who sang for a punk band and made a bunch of other bands look like they were trying too hard.
My friend’s uncle was a Ramones fan and dressed like Joey every day for a year.
My brother tried to sing like Joey and ended up screaming into a pillow for a week.
My cousin said Joey was the reason she dropped out of school and joined a punk band.
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The guy who screamed into a microphone so hard that it probably felt like it was screaming back at him.
My mom’s best friend used to scream like Joey at every family reunion.
My brother started screaming like Joey during his bar mitzvah and got kicked out.
My neighbor screamed like Joey every morning at 6 a. m. and it drove me nuts.
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The guy who was the voice of a punk band and also was really weird and had some mental stuff going on.
My brother said Joey was like a weird uncle who screamed at everyone.
My friend’s dad used to dress like Joey and scream in the grocery store.
My cousin’s teacher said Joey was the reason she hated music class.
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The guy who started punk rock and looked like he was barely holding on to life.
My brother dressed like Joey for Halloween and screamed at my mom.
My friend’s teacher said Joey was the reason she started punk rock.
My cousin tried to sing like Joey and ended up crying during the chorus.
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A punk rock god who looked like he was about to fall apart and also had a death wish that was stronger than most people.
My mom’s cousin dressed like Joey every day and screamed at the mailman.
My friend’s dog howled like Joey whenever the vacuum came out.
My brother said Joey was the reason he hated school and started a band.
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