A Joel Schumacher Film

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A warning sign that says the movie is so bad it might make you want to cry while eating a bag of chips.
I saw this movie and my dog fell asleep during it.
I watched it and my mom asked if I was trying to kill her.
This movie was worse than my first day of middle school.
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A movie that smells like regret and makes you question why you ever decided to become a human being.
I watched it and my friend started talking to the ceiling.
This film was so bad I considered giving up on life.
I saw it and my brother started singing show tunes.
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A movie that feels like it was made by someone who didn't care and probably got paid in pizza.
I watched it and my sister started drawing on my face.
This movie was so bad I texted my best friend to confirm I was alive.
I saw it and my dog started barking at the screen.
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A movie that's like eating a burnt toast while wearing a clown suit and listening to a cat sing opera.
I watched it and my dog started crying.
This film was so bad my neighbor came over to check on me.
I saw it and my friend started arguing with the TV.
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A movie that's so bad it might make your brain feel like it's been kicked by a donkey.
I watched it and my dog started laughing.
This film was so bad I texted my mom to ask if I was still alive.
I saw it and my friend started pretending to be a robot.
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A movie so bad it might cause your eyes to sprout legs and run away.
I watched it and my dog started running in circles.
This movie was so bad I considered getting a new brain.
I saw it and my sister started dancing to the soundtrack.
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