A Joel Heyman

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A Joel Heyman is a guy so hot you’d sell your soul just to see him strip. He doesn’t even need to be naked to make you weak.
I saw him in the gym and forgot how to breathe.
He walked by me and I dropped my phone in the toilet.
He smiled at me and I texted my mom to tell her I was in love.
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A Joel Heyman is a man who screams like a dying raccoon and talks like a confused toddler. He eats cookies like they’re his last meal.
He yelled at a vending machine and it gave him two Snickers.
He asked for a cookie and got a whole box.
He screamed so loud the neighbor called the cops.
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