Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Joe Westerman is a human who thinks he’s a god and forgets he’s still wearing pants.

"I could’ve been a rockstar if I hadn’t had to teach math.", said no one ever.

He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a secret code.

He told me my math test was a personal attack.

2

A Joe Westerman is a man who yells at a calculator like it owes him money.

He screamed at the whiteboard until it cried.

He told the class he was the only one who could solve the equation.

He called the math textbook a 'soulless piece of paper.'

3

A Joe Westerman is a teacher who thinks kids are just bad math students in disguise.

He said I was just lazy and not smart.

He told me I’d fail if I didn’t take notes.

He called my homework 'a disgrace to the subject.'

4

A Joe Westerman is a person who thinks he’s the only one who can ever be right.

He said I was wrong even when I was right.

He called my answer 'a complete mess.'

He told me to redo the problem because he 'felt like it.'

5

A Joe Westerman is a teacher who thinks he’s the reason you’re even in school.

He told me I’d never get a job if I didn’t pass math.

He said I was a disgrace to the school.

He called me a 'math failure' in front of the whole class.

6

A Joe Westerman is a man who thinks he’s the only one who can make math make sense.

He explained fractions like it was a battle strategy.

He made me solve equations until I begged for mercy.

He called me a 'math disaster' on my birthday.