A Joe Nolan

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A bunch of girls who think you're cool but are way too young and don't take anything seriously.

You're just a toy to them, and they're just trying to pass the time.

They're like a side dish to your main course, and you're too full to care.

You're the dad who still thinks he's in high school, and they're the kids who still think he's cool.

You're dating a bunch of girls who act like they're the only one you ever looked at.

You're like a pizza with too many toppings, and they're the ones who think it's perfect.

They all think they're your favorite, but you're just too lazy to pick one.

You're the guy who says he's in love, but he's just trying to get out of his own way.

A bunch of girls who are too young to know what they want, and you're too lazy to figure it out.

You're like a broken radio, and they're just trying to find a station that still works.

They're all over you, but you're just trying to keep up.

You're the guy who says he's cool, but he's just trying to stay awake.

You're dating a bunch of girls who don't know what they're doing, and you're not helping.

You're like a bad teacher, and they're the students who think you're amazing.

You're the guy who says he's in love, but he's just trying to avoid work.

You're like a broken clock, and they're just trying to find a time that works.

You're the guy who dates a bunch of girls who are too young to know what they're doing, and you're not helping.

You're like a lousy coach, and they're the team that still thinks you're great.

You're the guy who says he's cool, but he's just trying to stay out of trouble.

You're like a bad song, and they're just trying to find a beat that works.

You're the guy who dates a bunch of girls who are too young to know what they want, and you're too busy to care.

You're like a lazy dog, and they're the ones who still think you're cute.

You're the guy who says he's in love, but he's just trying to stay asleep.

You're like a broken phone, and they're just trying to find a call that works.