A Joe Mather

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A 5ft 4” man who thinks he’s a king and starts every conversation with the word ‘guys’ like it’s a royal title

Guys, I just got promoted and I’m still 5ft 4” and I still think I’m a king

Guys, I’m telling you, the coffee machine is haunted

Guys, I just saw a pigeon and I thought it was my ex

A tiny man with a big mouth who starts every sentence with the word ‘guys’ like it’s a swear word

Guys, I just yelled at my mom and I’m still 5ft 4”

Guys, I just got kicked out of my house and I’m still 5ft 4”

Guys, I just told my boss I don’t need a raise because I already got a promotion

A 5ft 4” man who talks like he’s the only one who matters and always starts with the word ‘guys’

Guys, I’m the only one who matters and I just got a raise

Guys, I just got a raise and I’m still 5ft 4”

Guys, I just got a raise and I’m going to take over the world