a Joe job

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A stupid, low-paid job that only clueless teenagers or clueless men get, like working at a burger joint, standing guard at a mall, or flipping patties like a meat robot.

My cousin got a Joe job at McDonald's and still can't spell 'hamburger.'

That guy at the mall has had the same security job for 15 years and still doesn't know who the real thief is.

I work at a burger place and I know every single customer's life story.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid, useless task that managers give to the weakest link in the office, just to see them suffer and fail.

My boss made me sort office supplies like it was the final mission of the human race.

The new intern had to copy 500 pages of stupid emails and cried like a baby.

They gave me the most boring spreadsheet in the world and told me to color it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When some lazy bastard sends out a thousand emails from your real email address, like you’re a spamming idiot.

My email was hacked and now I get 2000 ads a day. I feel like a spammer myself.

My friend’s email got used for a Joe Job and now he gets 500 emails about cheap pizza.

I got 1000 emails about cheap gym memberships from my own email. I’m not even a gym person.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When two girls do something embarrassing and stupid to a guy's junk, like a punishment for being a total dork.

My friend’s girlfriend and his sister licked his penis at the party. He was so embarrassed, he cried.

At the football game, two girls went up to the guy next to me and started licking his junk. He looked like a confused tomato.

I had to watch my brother get licked by two girls at the mall. He didn't even know what was happening.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Any messy, stupid, or embarrassing thing a Joe does with his body, like in a toilet or with another person.

My Joe did the worst topy in the history of topies. He even made the toilet smell like regret.

At the mall, my Joe did a topy in the disabled toilet and forgot to wipe.

My Joe had a toppy so bad, the toilet started to smell like old pizza and regret.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you trick a girl into going to the disabled toilet with you, and then you try to get her to do the worst topy ever, like you’re a total dork.

I tricked my crush into the disabled toilet and tried to do the worst topy ever. She cried and I felt bad.

My friend got lured into the toilet by his crush, and he tried to topy her like a total dork.

At the mall, my Joe lured a girl to the disabled toilet and tried to do a topy in under 3 minutes. It was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you rub a man's junk with sandpaper or steel wool until he leaks everywhere, and then you drink all the mess like it’s a fancy cocktail.

My friend had to drink a cup of his own leaky mess after being rubbed with sandpaper. It was like drinking a messy cocktail.

I watched my brother get rubbed with steel wool and then had to drink the whole thing. He cried like a baby.

My Joe got sandpapered and then had to drink his own leaky mess. He looked like he was in pain.

by Slangipedia 6d ago