Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

America's hot grandpa who still thinks he's cool

'Dad, why are you still president?' 'Because I’m still hot, son.'

At the family reunion, he gave a speech and forgot his own name.

He tried to flirt with a train conductor and got a ticket for disorderly conduct.

2

The guy who got the most votes and still thinks he’s the best

'I got more votes than Trump, so obviously I’m the best.'

He told the world he was going to make America great again, then forgot what 'again' meant.

He said he was going to win the election, then forgot he was already president.

3

The guy who took the oath and still thinks he’s the most important person

'I took the oath, so obviously I’m the most important person.'

He forgot his own name during the swearing-in and made Kamala Harris look good.

He tried to take credit for the entire economy and got called out by a kid on TikTok.

4

The 46th president, and still thinks he’s number one

'I’m the 46th president, and I’m number one.'

He tried to count all the presidents and got confused between 45 and 46.

He told a kid in the back of the class that he was the best and got laughed at.

5

The next VP of the United States, and still thinks he’s the main guy

'I’m the next VP, so obviously I’m the main guy.'

He told Kamala Harris he was going to be the main guy and got told to shut up.

He tried to be the main guy during the debate and forgot his own name.

6

Sarah Palin’s worst nightmare and still thinks he’s cool

'I kicked Sarah Palin’s ass, so obviously I’m cool.'

He told Sarah Palin she was the worst and got called out by her fans.

He said he was cooler than Sarah Palin and got laughed at by the whole country.

7

The guy who took the VP spot and still thinks he’s the best senator ever

'I was the best senator ever, so obviously I’m the best VP.'

He told the Senate he was the best senator ever and got called out by his own colleagues.

He forgot he was the VP and tried to run for president again.