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A guy who laughs like a seal got hit by a truck and told a bad joke. It’s not funny, it’s just sad.
I heard his laugh and I wanted to cry.
He laughed so hard he fell off the stage.
His laugh is like a broken recorder.
A Jimmy Carr
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An English comedian who is so funny he could make a dead man laugh and then punch him in the face.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He’s the reason I don’t watch other comedians anymore.
He’s funnier than my dad’s bad jokes.
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A guy who makes jokes about everything and everyone, even if it’s just for a game show and a stupid TV show.
He made me laugh during a game show. I didn’t even care about the game.
He joked about my face and I still watched the show.
He’s the reason I now hate my face.
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A smelly, loud, annoying man who’s on every TV show and somehow still gets paid for it.
He’s on every channel like it’s his job.
He’s so annoying I want to punch him in the face.
He’s like a mosquito that never stops buzzing.
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A man who uses every insult in the book and then laughs like he’s won the lottery.
He called me a racist and then laughed like he was rich.
He insulted my mom and then said he was the best comedian ever.
He said I was a bad joke and then laughed like he was a king.