Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a one-night stand that ended in disaster; you had the worst sex of your life and now you wish you had died instead

I had sex with a jimmy and now I hate my life

That guy was a jimmy, and I still have nightmares

She was a jimmy, and I will never touch another person again

2

someone who’s kind of hot, kind of not, and you can’t decide if you want to insult them or just leave them alone

He’s a jimmy, and I don’t know what to say about him

She’s a jimmy and I’m tired of trying to figure her out

That kid is a jimmy, and I’m done trying to describe him

3

a boy who’s too lazy to do anything, but still manages to be annoyingly sweet and loves playing video games all day

Jimmy is a jimmy, and I hate him for being lazy

He’s a jimmy and he’s too shy to talk to girls

He’s a jimmy and he just hangs out with the guys all day

4

when you’re so annoyed you want to punch someone, and your jimmies are rustled because life is too hard

My jimmies are rustled because my boss is a jerk

She rustled my jimmies with her bad attitude

I got so annoyed my jimmies were rustled and I yelled at a pigeon

5

the king of all men, the best person ever, and the only person who deserves to be called king

Jimmie is the king, and I will never be as good as him

He’s the man, and I’m just a peasant

Jimmie is the strongest man, and I’m not

6

the person who’s blamed for everything, even when they didn’t do anything

They blamed Jimmy for the fire, and he didn’t even light it

Jimmy got blamed for my bad grades, and I didn’t even study

They said Jimmy broke the chair, but he was just sitting there

7

a fancy word for sprinkles, used only by people who think they’re too good for regular sprinkles

I asked for jimmies on my ice cream and got sprinkles

She said she wanted jimmies, but I just gave her sprinkles

He ordered jimmies and got sprinkles, and now he’s mad