A Jillion

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A fake number that cool people use to brag about how much they have. It’s like saying you have a million dollars, but you really have none.
My mom said I have a jillion chores to do today.
He said he has a jillion followers, but he has 2.
I asked for a jillion cookies, and got one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A number that doesn’t exist, but people swear by it like it’s the truth. It’s for when a million isn’t enough, and a billion is too much.
She said she had a jillion boyfriends, but she only had one.
He spent a jillion dollars on a pizza. It was $10.
My teacher said I had a jillion mistakes on my test. I had two.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A number that’s not real, but people use it to make things sound way bigger than they are. Like when you say you have a jillion friends, but you only have two.
I told my dad I had a jillion homework assignments. He said I had two.
She said she had a jillion pets, but she only had one.
He said he had a jillion problems, but only had one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A number so big, it doesn’t even make sense. People use it to describe things that are way too big, like your mom’s voice at 10 in the morning.
My sister said she had a jillion siblings. She only had one.
He said he had a jillion problems. He had one.
My brother said he had a jillion chores. He had two.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A number that cool kids use to sound fancy. It’s not real, but people still say it like it is. It’s like when you say you have a jillion friends, but you only have one.
My friend said he had a jillion girlfriends. He had none.
She said she had a jillion problems. She had one.
I said I had a jillion video games. I had two.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The biggest number in the world according to a guy on YouTube who probably doesn’t know what he’s talking about. It’s used by people who think they are important.
My teacher said I had a jillion mistakes. She said it on YouTube.
He said he had a jillion followers, but he only had one.
She said she had a jillion problems, but it was on YouTube.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A number that is so big, it's not even real. People use it when they don’t know how to count, or when they just want to sound fancy.
I told my mom I had a jillion chores. She said I had two.
He said he had a jillion problems. He had one.
She said she had a jillion friends. She had none.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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