A Jill

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A Jill is a girl who acts like she’s clueless but really knows everything. She’s a nagging bossy pain in the ass, but she’s also the type who can shut you up with one look and still be nice about it. If you break her heart, you’ll wish you had never been born.
My Jill broke up with me because I forgot her birthday and called her a ‘dumbass’ in front of her friends. I now live in the gutter.
This Jill just walked into the room, and I immediately felt like a loser.
I tried to mess with my Jill’s heart, and now I have to live with her daily insults.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jill is a girl who jacks off. But not just any girl, she’s the kind who does it with style and no shame.
My Jill jills off in the kitchen while I’m eating breakfast. It’s gross, but it’s also kind of hot.
She jills off during my speeches. I can’t even finish my rant without her laughing.
My Jill jills off on my phone while I’m trying to talk to her. I want to kill her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jill is what you call a girl who jills off. It’s like the girl version of a guy who jacks off. Only Jill does it better because she’s a girl.
This Jill jills off during my Zoom call. I had to turn off my camera.
My Jill jills off in the car while I’m driving. I almost crashed.
My Jill jills off in front of my mom. I am now the worst son ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jill is the name your hand makes when it’s doing something embarrassing. Like when it’s jilling off.
My Jill made a face I’ll never forget. It was the face of pure embarrassment.
I saw my Jill and immediately knew I was going to die of shame.
My Jill is so bad, even my dog laughed at it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jill is a smart, sassy, bad-ass woman who makes you feel like you’re the dumbest person on the planet. If you’re lucky, you’ll end up being her best friend.
My Jill called me a ‘dumbass’ in front of my whole class. I’m now the most embarrassed kid in school.
This Jill is so sassy, she can make my teacher blush.
I tried to be cool, but my Jill just looked at me and said ‘you’re not cool’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jill is someone who walks in and everyone looks at her like she’s the most beautiful and amazing person in the world. She’s got that swag and she’s got that style.
My Jill walked in and I forgot my own name. I looked like a complete idiot.
This Jill is so swaggy, she made my whole class stop talking.
My Jill walks in and I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t know who she is.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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