A Jibby

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A person who looks like a melon on a stick and thinks they’re the king of the jungle.
My cousin’s a jibby. He’s got a head the size of a beach ball and a body that could hide in a broom closet.
That guy at the gym is a jibby. He flexes like he’s got a PhD in dumbness.
My teacher calls my dog a jibby. It’s got a head like a tennis ball and a body like a sock.
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A word you use when something is so crazy it should be illegal.
There were so many pizzas at the party, it was jibby.
He got jibby rich after winning the lottery three times.
The amount of glitter in that room was jibby.
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A vibe so good it can turn a screaming match into a group hug.
She walked into the argument and turned it into a group hug. That’s jibby.
He said one sentence and the whole room stopped fighting. That’s jibby.
My mom showed up and suddenly my brother and I were best friends again. That’s jibby.
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When you’re in a room and everyone else is just background noise.
He walked in and everyone else became background noise. He was jibby.
She took control of the meeting like it was her job. She was jibby.
He just stood there and everyone knew he was the boss. That’s jibby.
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When everything is going your way and you feel like you’re on top of the world.
I got straight A’s and a free pizza. That’s jibby.
He won the game, got a raise, and his dog got a new toy. That’s jibby.
She got a promotion and her ex called to say sorry. That’s jibby.
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A nickname for a man who’s got a lot of money and not a lot of morals.
That guy got a nickname because he stole millions and no one stopped him.
He’s got a nickname and a lot of enemies.
They call him that because he’s rich and everyone else is broke.
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When your brain feels like it’s being squished by a giant sandwich.
After that meeting, my brain felt like it was being squished by a giant sandwich.
That math test made my brain feel like it was in a blender.
He got jibby after eating three burgers and watching a horror movie.
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