A Jews wish

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A Jew's wish is when they want to be rich and powerful, like a money-hungry monster who loves counting cash until their brain explodes.
My cousin's wish is to be a Wall Street shark who eats bank statements for breakfast.
My uncle says his wish is to own a gold-plated pig that hoards money instead of food.
My grandma’s wish is to be a billionaire who can buy a island just to park her Lambos on it.
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A Jew's wish is like when you want to go pish, but you're too busy being a greedy money-lusting monster to even think about it.
I had a wish to go pish, but my brain was too busy counting my millions.
My brother had a wish to go pish, but he was too busy hugging his piggy bank.
My mom’s wish was to go pish, but she was too busy turning her gold coins into a piggy bank that screamed money.
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