A JETSON

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A jetson is a stupid, smelly person who actually ate a wet Jetson and didn't even care. They’re too lazy to shower and too dumb to know better.
My cousin is a jetson. He ate a wet Jetson in the park and stank up the whole block.
My neighbor is a jetson. He eats wet Jetsons for breakfast and never washes his hair.
My teacher said I was a jetson for eating a wet Jetson in class and not cleaning my desk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A jetson is when you blow a raspberry into a girl's snatch while pretending to be a spaceship from the future.
My boy did a jetson on his crush during gym class and got sent to the principal’s office.
At the party, I did a jetson on the girl next to me and everyone laughed at me.
My brother did a jetson on his girlfriend in the car and she started crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A jetson is a rich, high-life lover who lives in the clouds, likes to travel to the top of buildings, and is obsessed with space and rapping.
My friend is a jetson. He lives in the clouds and raps about spaceships and aliens.
My uncle is a jetson. He travels to the top of buildings and says he’s the king of the sky.
My cousin is a jetson. She raps about space and eats pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A jetson is a terrorist who crashed planes into buildings and made the whole world go crazy.
My teacher said the jetsons were terrorists who crashed planes into buildings.
My brother thinks the jetsons are the worst people ever.
My mom said the jetsons were evil and made the world go crazy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A jetson is when someone takes almost all your money or food and leaves you with just a little, like George gave his wife a few dollars and she took the whole wallet.
My friend gave me $5 and took the whole $100 from my wallet. That was a jetson.
My brother took all my snacks and left me with one cookie. That was a jetson.
My mom gave me $10 for lunch and took the whole $50 from my piggy bank. That was a jetson.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A jetson is a moving walkway in an airport that tries to take you from one place to another, but it's annoying.
I stepped on a jetson and it tried to take me to the other end of the airport.
My dad walked on a jetson and got stuck for five minutes.
My sister stepped on a jetson and fell off and got a bruise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A jetson is the dumb future we thought we’d have in the 50s and 60s, where we’d all be rich, live to 125, and have robots cook our food.
My teacher said the jetsons were the dumb future we thought we’d have in the 50s and 60s.
My brother thinks the jetsons were the best future ever.
My mom said the jetsons were fake and we’d never live to 125.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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