A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

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You’re jerking off while sitting and you blow your load in the air. It lands on your head like a messy helmet. You stand up and fix your hair like Pauly D, trying to hide the mess.

My mom walked in and saw me with a noodle on my head. I looked like a confused chicken.

I tried to slick my hair back, but it looked like I had a soufflé on top of my head.

My dog barked at me like I had a neon sign that said 'I’m messy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re getting off and you shoot cum in the air. It splatters on your head like a failed science experiment. You then stand up and try to smooth your hair like a boss.

I looked like I had a cum cloud on my head. My sister laughed so hard she cried.

I tried to fix my hair, but it looked like I had a cum storm.

My neighbor saw me and thought I was having a meltdown.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re getting off and you blast cum in the air. It lands on your head like a messy breakfast. You stand up and try to smooth your hair like a champ.

I looked like I had a scrambled egg on my head. My dog ran away from me.

I slicked my hair back, but it looked like I had a cum omelet.

My dad walked in and said, 'You look like a breakfast disaster.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago