a jerry in the trench

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your arse feels like it's on fire and a goat is sitting on it
I walked into the bathroom and my pants were on fire
My backside is screaming for mercy
I tried to sit down and it felt like I was being tortured
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your butt is so sore it’s like you were beaten with a bag of bricks
I can’t even sit on a chair without crying
I tried to walk and my butt was screaming
I looked like I had been kicked by a horse
3
you feel like your backside is being attacked by a swarm of angry bees
I could hear my butt buzzing
I was stinging from the inside out
I felt like I was going to explode
4
your arse is so sore it feels like it’s being used as a punishment
My teacher would be proud of my butt
I could have been a model for a fanny punishment
I felt like I was in jail
5
your butt is so sore you think it’s going to quit on you
I told my butt it could take a break
My backside was on strike
I was about to fire my butt
6
your backside is so sore it’s like it’s been to war and lost
I looked like I had been through hell
My butt was all bruised and broken
I felt like I had been in a battle
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