a jerry

My cousin is a jerry. He fell off a slope and landed in a snowbank. I laughed so hard I peed myself.

That jerry tried to snowboard and ended up faceplanting into the snow. I'm still laughing.

My friend's a jerry. He skied down the mountain and got stuck in a tree. Classic.

Jerry just said, 'You're a dweeb!' and now everyone's fighting. Classic Jerry Springer moment.

Jerry said my hair was ugly, and now I'm gonna beat him up. This is getting bad.

Jerry called my mom a bad name and now I'm getting ready to punch him.

I took Jerry's cake, and now my head hurts and I can't sleep. What was I thinking?

Jerry gave me a cake, and now I'm stuck with a hangover and a bad mood.

That cake from Jerry made me dizzy and I couldn't sleep. I'm so mad.

Jerry is the best. She’s hot, kind, and I love her to death.

Jerry’s the best friend anyone could ever have. She’s the queen of kindness.

Jerry is my crush. She’s beautiful and she knows everything.

Jerry is my best friend. She's kind, funny, and always there for me.

Jerry is the best. She’s loyal, honest, and I love her to death.

Jerry is my queen. She’s always there for me and I’m so grateful.

Jerry is the cutest ship. Perrie and Jade are best friends and always hang out.

Jerry is my favorite ship. Perrie and Jade are so cute together.

Jerry is the best. Perrie and Jade are the best of friends.

Jerry is the laziest student. She sleeps all day and parties all night.

Jerry never goes to class. She just sleeps and parties like a mad person.

Jerry’s the worst student. She’s always sleeping and partying.