A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

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A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is a guy who only contacts you when he’s about to blow his load and wants you to be there for the show. He’s loud, obnoxious, and only shows up when it’s convenient for him to be a pain.

Hey, I’m calling you because I’m about to cum and I need you to watch me do it.

I’m ringing your doorbell at 2 a. m. because I wanted to cum and you were the only one I could think of.

I texted you at 3 in the morning because I needed a witness for my solo performance.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is someone who texts you only when he’s about to cum and doesn’t care if you’re busy. He’s a loudmouth and shows up only when he feels like it.

Hey, I’m texting you because I’m about to cum and I need you to be there.

I showed up at your door at midnight because I wanted to cum and didn’t care if you were asleep.

I called you at 1 a. m. and said, 'I need you to watch me cum right now or I’ll die.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is a guy who only calls you when he’s about to cum and doesn’t care if you’re busy or not. He’s rude, loud, and shows up when it’s the worst time for you.

I called you at 2 a. m. because I needed a witness for my cum show.

I showed up at your house when you were eating dinner because I wanted to cum and didn’t care.

I texted you when I was about to cum and said, 'I need you to watch me blow my load now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago