A Jensen

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A guy who keeps climbing the ladder at work but is still stuck in the middle of the pack, like he's still wearing his old shoes while everyone else has upgraded to sneakers.
Why is he still a manager when he's barely better than the rest of us?!
He got promoted but still acts like he's the office janitor.
He’s like a dog who keeps chasing the same bone, even though he’s already got it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word that means where you are right now, and it’s so popular in Indian Trail that it’s basically the state motto.
You're in the ITL, so that’s where you are.
I don’t know where I am, but it’s definitely the ITL.
The ITL is the only place that makes sense to me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who is annoying, super smart, and kind of weird, but he's the guy you want to be with because he's good-looking and doesn’t act like a total tool.
He’s the guy who can talk to you and still remember your name.
He’s like the cool kid who still does his homework.
He’s the guy who will talk to your crush and then forget about you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you mess everything up so bad that even your mom is mad at you, and your day is ruined forever.
He Jensen-ed the whole meeting and now we’re all stuck in a loop.
She Jensen-ed the project and now we’re all in trouble.
He Jensen-ed the class and now we’re all failing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who will talk to you if he thinks you’re worth listening to, and he’s the kind of guy who’s nice, smart, and always makes you feel special.
He talked to me even though I was the last person in line.
He’s the kind of guy who will listen to your problems even if he has his own.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the only one in the room.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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They’re hot, smart, and always there for you, but they’re also the kind of people who don’t know their own worth and think their boyfriends are average when they’re clearly not.
She’s beautiful, but she still thinks her boyfriend is just okay.
He’s smart, but he still thinks he’s average.
They’re loyal, but they still think their boyfriends are just okay.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who loves girls with big nipples and doesn’t care if the whole world knows it.
He told the whole class about her nipples.
He’s the guy who will stare at her nipples for 10 minutes.
He’s the guy who can’t stop talking about her nipples.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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